User blog:Arya Elf/Screwing Ninjago + Kepler's Fanfic


 * Keplers
 * .... What now.
 * Will this book have love interests?
 * 6:55 Arya Elf That depends on what you want.
 * 6:57 Keplers It is your book too, you know that, right?
 * I just wanted to know because I've not done a love interest in literally three or four years.
 * And it was Hero Factory.
 * So you can imagine the cheesy.
 * 6:58 Arya Elf XD
 * You should make Jack and the chick love interests.
 * And have one of them kill the other.
 * 6:58 Keplers Technically I had another, but she died in the first chapter and the actually attraction was never made clear...
 * 6:59 Arya Elf
 * 6:59 Keplers NO, NO KILLING EACH OTHER.
 * 6:59 Arya Elf XD
 * 6:59 Keplers NINDROIDS.
 * 6:59 Arya Elf Whatever.
 * I still think they should...
 * She poisons him, and he stabs her with his Katana.
 * ...Did I spell that right?
 * It says I didn't,
 * 7:00 Keplers Katana is spelled right.
 * 7:00 Arya Elf Good.
 * 7:00 Keplers Why would they kill each other (except that she's paranoid )?
 * 7:01 Arya Elf ...Because.
 * It's fun.
 * But Jack really doesn't die.
 * He nearly dies.
 * 7:01 Keplers And she?
 * 7:01 Arya Elf But is rescued by a rouge nindroid.
 * She's dead and gone.
 * They together roam the land.
 * And he becomes bitter.
 * And defeats the nindroid.
 * * nindroids
 * But also takes over the world.
 * 7:02 Keplers But, like... She's dead.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:02 Arya Elf And has a reign of horror for a thousand years.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:02 Keplers This is meant to go alongside the real continuity.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:02 Arya Elf (Because he's now immortal, thanks to his nindroid friend bob.)
 * Wait, what?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:03 Keplers I mean this goes with real Ninjago.
 * When the Nindroids are really defeated they find out about it.
 * If they become love interests, why does she poison him?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:06 Arya Elf Because she's paranoid.
 * Duh.
 * Like Herod.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:07 Keplers Wha.
 * But they like each other and smoochie smoochie. Why poison?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:08 Arya Elf ...Herod had his favorite wife killed.
 * Wait.
 * So you think it's too far-fetched?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:09 Keplers A little. Herod as in of Jerusalem?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Arya Elf Yeah.
 * So, then.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Keplers He's a dictator.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Arya Elf He has a crush on her.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Keplers Like everyone in that time zone.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Arya Elf But she is paranoid.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Keplers As in like international time zone.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:10 Arya Elf And so she poisons him,
 * and he was lead to believe that she would betray him,
 * so he killed her.
 * He died, too.
 * But he was revived by Samuki or however you spell his name.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:11 Keplers That's so sad.
 * And Samukai is dead.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:11 Arya Elf Being already dead, he couldn't die again
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:11 Keplers .... He's air.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:12 Arya Elf Air?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:12 Keplers Side effect of being a vortex.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:12 Arya Elf So?
 * He's like the overlord now.
 * But he can revive people.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:12 Keplers .... How.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:12 Arya Elf And so he does, and threatens him, like he did Zane's dad.
 * Don't you remember what he did?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Keplers I don't remember him being like the Overlord.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Arya Elf And so he's forced to help Samukai.
 * He's air.
 * That's how he's like the overlord.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Keplers -.-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Arya Elf He can possess someone
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Keplers NO.
 * HE GOT DISINTEGRATED XD
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:13 Arya Elf He's still out there.
 * His essence is.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:14 Keplers So is Wu's dad
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:14 Arya Elf And?\
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:14 Keplers By your logic, I can quote the Ninth Doctor.
 * "EVERYBODY LIVES!"
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:14 Arya Elf Gah, that's different.
 * Wu's dad was the first Spinjitsu master.
 * The one who created Ninjago.
 * And Samukai is lord of the dead.
 * SO ANYWAY.
 * He is revived by the underworld potion.
 * And he has to do the bidding of the skeleton leader.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:16 Keplers Or drive a katana through his sternum.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:16 Arya Elf He finally revolts, and is aided by a Nindroid who glitched.
 * They'd just revive him again.
 * Or take away the Katana.
 * They go, defeat the evil,
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:17 Keplers
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:17 Arya Elf he is bitter and angry,
 * and when Wu, who is still alive at that time,
 * (And Garmadon )
 * try to reason with him,
 * he kills both of them.
 * With ease.
 * So much so,
 * it's not even funny.
 * And each of the Ninja, who are old by now, also try to stop him,
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:18 Keplers So basically we turn canon on its head and say "SCREW NINJAGO"
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:18 Arya Elf but he kills them also.
 * has joined the chat.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:19 Arya Elf And the younglings.
 * Ohhaider, Neh :3
 * So anyways.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:19 Nehpets700 Aweshum!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:19 Keplers Wut
 * NOT AWESHUM
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:19 Arya Elf With the Ninja, Serpentine, Skeletons, Stone Army and the Overlord taken care of,
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:19 Keplers SHE'S SCREWING WITH MY NINJAGO FANFIC
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:20 Arya Elf he can totally do whatever he wants,
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:20 Nehpets700 Well, not to the killing younglings thing.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:20 Arya Elf and he also, with the help of some form of black magic,
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:20 Nehpets700 And you kinda deserve it if you're writing Ninjago fanfiction. P
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:20 Arya Elf gives himself all the elemental powers.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:21 Keplers STAHPPP
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:21 Arya Elf So, Ninjago is basically defenseless against him.
 * And so he takes over,
 * and with the help of his Nindroid friend, transfers his being to a Nindroid body.
 * The Nindroid is about the only thing he REALLY cares about.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:22 Nehpets700 Lawl to this entire thread. Thread:2101#2
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:22 Keplers This is rather morbid and totally kicking canon in the backside.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:22 Arya Elf So after a thousand years or so, he tries to fix him.
 * And since he's fixed.
 * he kills Jack.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:22 Keplers Vhat
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:22 Arya Elf He was a special Nindroid.
 * Also had elemental powers that got locked away when parts of his programming were fused together.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:24 Keplers This is totally not what I had planned.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:25 Arya Elf The Nindroid then proceeds to destroy the rest of Ninjago.
 * Every little bit of it.
 * But when there's only a few people left,
 * the descendants of the Ninja that had escaped when Jack went through and killed everyone else,
 * the being of the first Spinjitsu Master intervenes, \
 * and they rebuild Ninjago into a kinda post-apocalypse world.
 * (Cuz remember, the Nindroid bob destroyed it. )
 * * Bob
 * So anyways, that's how the story should go.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:27 Keplers But.
 * Back to Academy.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:28 Arya Elf XD
 * I still think it should be that way.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:27 Keplers But.
 * Back to Academy.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(135,144,152);float:right;font-size:12px;">7:28 Arya Elf XD
 * I still think it should be that way.